I’m freaking out rn

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donnacabonna:

truly a classic

mydogcerberus:

alxbngala:

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this will be me the next thursday night before my bus the next morning.

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misanclrist:

when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready

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dracomalfoydisneyprincess:

dekinaichild:

imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made

but if YOU’RE dad… and I’M dad…

WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

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Generation Y.

Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lose its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN


ALL THE TIME
youknowwhenyoufeelit:

jakemalik:

lindsaylohoean:

jakemalik:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating